Saturday, September 7, 2019

1960s' Bond Girls

Last time, we took a stab at the top guitarists of the 1960s to 1980s.


Today we have another ranking post of sorts – this time the Bond Girls. Since this is supposed to be a 1960s blog, I’m limiting this to the 1960s’ Bond movies. This would include the first 5 Sean Connery flicks, but let’s also throw in 1971’s “Diamonds Are Forever”. While we’re at it, let’s drop 1969’s “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service”, since nobody watched the lone George Lazenby/Bond movie anyway.

So, here is the list of Bond Girls from the Sean Connery/Bond films from 1962-71:

Dr No 
A. Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress) – Shell collector who Bond finds on the beach!
B. Miss Taro (Zena Marshall) – Lures Bond to her cottage so that her associates can kill him, but Bond gets the upper hand.
C. Anabelle Chung (Marguerite LeWars) – Feisty paparazzi photographer has a quarrel with Quarrel.

From Russia With Love 
D. Tatiana Romanova (Daniela Bianchi) – Double agent who falls for Bond.
E. Sylvia Trench (Eunice Gayson) – Bond’s side-girl first met him in Dr No, asking the question which received the famous answer “Bond… James Bond”.

Goldfinger 
F. Pussy Galore (Honor Blackman) – Goldfinger’s pilot/henchwoman.
G. Jill Masterson (Shirley Eaton) – Wears gold paint like no other.
H. Tilly Masterson (Tania Mallet) – Jill’s sister out for revenge, but has a run-in with Oddjob’s derby.

Thunderball 
I. Domino (Claudine Auger) – The bad guy’s girlfriend switches sides after he killed her brother.
J. Fiona Volpe (Luciana Paluzzi) – While this villainess is in the tub, she asks Bond to hand her something to wear, so he gives her some shoes.
K. Paula (Martine Beswick) – Bond’s assistant was also a fighting gypsy in From Russia With Love.
L. Patricia (Molly Peters) – Bond’s physical therapist ends up on the receiving end of a mink-glove massage.

You Only Live Twice 
M. Aki (Akiko Wakabayashi) – Bond’s sidekick is poisoned while she sleeps.
N. Kissy Suzuki (Mie Hama) – His replacement squeeze marries Bond as part of his “fitting in as a local” ploy.
O. Helga Brandt (Karin Dor) – Blofeld’s #2 fails to kill Bond, then swims with the fishes.

Diamonds Are Forever
P. Tiffany Case (Jill St. John) – Tough-chick Bond opponent early in the film, then falls for Bond and unravels.
Q. Plenty O’Toole (Lana Wood) – Vegas girl-toy takes a long leap into a short pool.


(You’ll notice I skipped Miss Moneypenny and Rosa Klebb.)

Who were your favorites?

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